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Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

Above my paygrade

One of the very first things ever imparted to me in an airline groundschool was this subtle, but very poignant, note:
“Your only job (as a pilot) is to show up, on time, and burn Jet-A.”
When it seems like retarded monkies burdened by Fetal Alchohol Syndrome would be a better alternative to the morons running the show, […]

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Thursday, August 3rd, 2006

Ladies and gentlemen …

Welcome aboard.
The aircraft on which you are flying today is a XXXXXXXX.
Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with the Passenger Safety Briefing card located in the seat pocket infront of you. It contains information which you may wish to know. 
Passengers seated in row 2 and seat 7C are occupying exit seats. Refer to the passenger safety […]

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