Welcome aboard.

The aircraft on which you are flying today is a XXXXXXXX.

Please take a moment to familiarize yourself with the Passenger Safety Briefing card located in the seat pocket infront of you. It contains information which you may wish to know. 

Passengers seated in row 2 and seat 7C are occupying exit seats. Refer to the passenger safety briefing card for further instructions and selection criteria. If you feel you do not meet the criteria or do not wish to perform the exit seat duties please let us know and we’ll reseat you. You need not give a reason.

There are two fire extinguishers on board this aircraft. One in the cockpit and one under seat 5A. There is also a First Aid kit located behind seat 5A.

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Folks, those of you reading this blog, please take note: when we say take your sick sacks with you - we’re not joking.